neko-haru:

jaimarie:

They should put prizes in tampon boxes, be like yeah your period sucks but here’s 50% off of some icecream.

no no you don’t understand what a good marketing scheme this is

(via jackstwat)

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highlyover-rated:

Have you ever bullshitted an assignment so hard you basically laugh after every sentence you write

(Source: pia-pium, via jackstwat)

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17000dollarballpit:

Dentist: do you smoke?
Me: why you Tryna light up?

(Source: okdoufingerurself, via timelinetotem)

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bagmilk:

presenting in class like

image

(Source: heteroh, via heavenscheek)

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ermahgerdkerfer:

First day back to school, and seeing all the new freshmen like

(via justdontwordshurt)

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rigginsrigs:

does anybody else have that friend that you’re pretty sure is your soulmate but in a friend way

(Source: tellerknowles, via tanc-h)

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worthyourweightinfanfiction:

armadillo:

REAL TALK IF THERES A FIRE AT MY SCHOOL I AM NOT WALKING IN AN ORDERLY FASHION AND THEN GETTING MY NAME MARKED OFF IM RUNNING FOR MY LIFE AND IM TAKING MY GOD DAMN BAG WITH ME 

(Source: bastille, via justdontwordshurt)

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